Well then...Insomnia...

So.. as I was reading today and battling the latest insomnia attack...I was blow away by..a vagina Alarm Clock. Wow, the reasons I would give this to my friends. 1. the first words out of their mouth would be wtf! 2. Wtf 3. Wow, it has 31 settings. Yeah, this is no joke.They really wouldn't expect any less from me .I mean it must be made by a man obviously. What could be even better is seeing a plastic severed head with a vagina on the severed head...well...I mean that is one of those ah..Japan creepy things. Even creepier is who would buy this and then imagine going into someones bedroom and seeing a severed head vagina. The words...I am at the moment laughing so hard I can barley breathe.

In other news apparently if you deposit a big check in your bank account..they freeze your account. Apparently, in order to have money you must sell drugs. Me personally I would sell alcohol because I would be drunk. Like a Bartender just out of a car. I mean as appalling as Popcorn crack is..I will pass. Second thing I have learned this week is USDA loans just plain suck to get to the point we are at. That point that we see if we are approved in a couple days.This has just been a huge pain in the ass nightmare but when we walk into our house the first day. Well okay lets be honest after like a week its enjoyable. Because that entire first time in the house will be hauling your entire living stuff to the house. Countless sleepless nights, being sore, Pizza, and the question where the hell is .....? Then not to mention the next week of unpacking everything. Okay we'll we will enjoy it in like 3 weeks. Can't even invite anyone over to see it because it will look like a hoarders house. Seriously, just without out like a million gross things and where is that smell coming from.

You are the only exception, you are the only exception...Sorry Paramore is blowing my mind. Then my mind is like you so need blonde and Red hair...Yeah Yeah...Insomnia is like one of those things that is like wth am I doing up at 4am...how do I even manage to survive during the day. I don't know either. Specially, with working out, kids, and animals...Idk. With like 3 to 4 hours of sleep. I don't even know how people can over sleep. What is that? If I take sleeping pills I feel like I am drunk...and it is such a weird feeling. Honestly, they should put on the bottle Sensation of being Drunk. I could barley move but didn't sleep and was even kind of swaying.

In other news as playing Guitar Hero for Wii. There is an older song on it called Pour some Sugar on Me....While Drunk my friends and I took this song apart...I mean have you listened to it. Pour some sugar on me....I'm hot sticky Sweet...hmm I don't know about you..but ahh..sugar is extremely gritty and then if you get that shit on your bed, your never going to get rid of it. (It would be like being a Peep)10 weeks later, what the hell am I feeling, Sugar go figure. Then not to mention it says Sticky sweet so It is wet sugar which great you just ruined your sheets. .Hope to god your not diabetic, because then you are just fucked. Have you ever tried to get sugar out of your hair, no fun. I mean instead of Sugar. Make it like Maple Syrup..I mean really that is sugar. Pure sugar and who doesn't like Syrup...okay maybe diabetics. You know what is sexier than hearing "hey Honey, wanna get Mrs. Butters"

Know that you know what I think about.....oooohhhhh Cheeto......goes on in my brain...way to late. Also did I mention Hours of Guitar Hero/rock bank cause really wierd dreams. Naptime was me listening to second hand serenade and well playing guitar hero in my sleep...Yeah Idk...there was even leveling up....

Oh yeah in other news...my parents have had a Ps3 since the day it came out...I don't even have one but of course when I saw Final Fantasy 13-2 come out January 31st. I told David...alright I need that. So I am getting a Ps3 as my wow, you just worked your ass off to get this house. I only want Little Big Planet, Final Fantasy 13 and Final Fantasy 13-2. I have beat every final Fantasy up to this one and cannot help my addiction...Plus talk of releasing an updated Final Fantasy 7...hells yeah...If you don't know what Final Fantasy is...well you need to know it!

We are listening, but we are not blind...Sorry Snow Patrol. Needless to say..my blog of well nothing ness is to come to an end..4:29 a.m. ...Hello Insomnia..please sleep to some blaring music..well appreciated.