When you have kids..

You learn a lot of things.
...How amazingly breakable a tv is
...How flooded a tv can be
...How fun water is
...if you clean expect to clean again
...colored bubbles are the devil
...diapers may leave the butt
...poop may be on a wall
...toilets have to be clean because they are fun to put object in
...phones can make it great distances
..nail polish is fun
...sometimes crayons are funnier to break than use
...sometimes biting is exceptionable
...learn to love cartoons
...take the word no with a grain of salt
...dishes are just a fact
...clean clothes only happen when taken off
...bottles leak, whether or not the are expensive
...Sippies are not indestructible or leak proof
..anything Baby proof should be called Your kid will figure this out
...Attack kid
...Breast milk smells good, just not in an old bottle under the couch
...colostrum matches an orange bottle
...teeth when breastfeeding sucks...
...No animal is safe
..clothes are optional
...Your bed is there bed
...food will be flung
...water will end up in wierd places
...you will be tested
...potty training is lovely
...sibling fighting is expected
...You are a play mate.
..Time out is a funny concept..

That is all for now